Live Tweeting of a Dildo Emergency
Twitter user @grawly accidentally lodged a vibrating dildo in his ass. Upon realizing this, he tweeted this harrowing account.
Jada it’s u
“Bow-wow before me.”
“Wake me up when we get there.”
There’s no one to whip away my tears
Coughing up blood best thing in the world
OMFG MY THROAT IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!! No one tell tony I dnt want him to worry bout me…… -_^ ouch
OUCH!!!!!!
“Just give me five more minutes.”
“They’ll never find me here.”
Tiny Teddies